KPI Said: Hire 5. My Inbox Said: LOL.

I opened my laptop with hope.
37 new applications?
Let’s go!

  1. Designer applying for Sales.
  2. A student submitting an essay instead of a CV.
  3. A guy who literally uploaded a blank PDF.

My KPI says: Hire 5 this month.
My inbox says: Try therapy.

HR isn’t just hiring — it’s sorting chaos into clarity. Filtering hope from noise.

Sometimes I wonder: does AI feel this overwhelmed too?

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